Loyal citizens i bring you grave news.
Today we recieved reports the homestarmy has atacked are southern border. We are responding with complete and devestating force.
We've already waterboarded homestar and found out where their secret base is.
Tonight we firebomb their town and let the children burn
best of luck in battle
ReplyDeletedamn, the king has some work to do...
ReplyDeleteit's good to be the king
ReplyDeleteShould have built more pylons
ReplyDeleteMake sure you man the harpoons dawg
ReplyDeleteGive him a diet coke while he waits. No one likes those things, blek.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with it, mate.
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