Wednesday, September 22, 2010

hello everyone, excuse me for my hiatus. ive been on a vacation curtesy of strongbadia taxpayers

Saturday, September 18, 2010

So justin bieber died.

we neither confirm nor deny any involvement at this time.
I am now forming a band.

the band will be named ALL THE KINGS MEN!

in other news
So im going to start a deathmetal band.

what should i name it?


hello citizens. i am so glad to see this blog growing! i always appreciate it when your willing to click my ads :)

Also news from the front. we are rounding up the imperfects and herding them to the forest. we will commence cleansing operations as soon as possible

Friday, September 17, 2010

Loyal citizens i bring you grave news.

Today we recieved reports the homestarmy has atacked are southern border. We are responding with complete and devestating force.

We've already waterboarded homestar and found out where their secret base is.

Tonight we firebomb their town and let the children burn

An announcement!

I must appologize my loyal citizens. because the town is lacking in any income, i am forced to place ads up. im sure you will all understand. being a king is costly business